Keep your hands to yourself!

Random fact about me:  I am very anti-PDA.  I’m not a touchy-feely person in general, so when I date someone, we’re definitely not touchy-feely in public, and I would appreciate it if other people showed some of the same restraint.  I’m not a total Nazi on this–I don’t think couples need to stand two feet away from each other at all times and never, ever touch–but just keep it classy and polite.  For example:

1. Holding hands– cute and subtle.

2.  A quick peck– less subtle, but still cute.

3.  Making out in a public place– save it for the bedroom!

4.  Groping in a public place– see # 3.

If you’re in love–or really, really in like–with someone, woohoo, good for you.  I’m sure you’re extremely happy and you want the rest of the world to know it.  But, here’s the thing: most of the rest of the world doesn’t give a sh*t and has absolutely no desire to see you and your significant other going at it like animals in the park, museum, movie theater, subway, restaurant, etc.  If you can’t control yourselves long enough to wait to feel each other up and stick your tongues in each others’ mouths until you get behind closed doors, you have issues which you should quickly resolve, for the good of the general public.  Especially for the good of those kids you’re likely scarring for life…..


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