Single and Bitter

There’s only one thing more pathetic than girls who hang all over their bfs 24/7 and can’t go two minutes without talking about them, and that’s the girls who don’t have bfs and never let anyone forget it.  They’re obsessed with the fact that they’re single—whether obsessed in the sense that they want one, or in the sense that they hate all men—and never miss an opportunity to bring it up.

They hate Valentine’s Day, make snide comments when they see couples in public, and/or are depressed all the time because of their constant solo-status (never mind that the draining depression might be a major reason why they’re still single….take it from someone who’s had to deal with at least one depressed family member/friend all her life, depressed people really know how to suck the happiness out of everything, which is rather selfish, if you think about it.  I mean, the world does not revolve around you, so get over whatever your issue is and stop taking it out on everyone else….).  What’s even more pathetic is when the girl won’t admit that her entire life revolves around her lack of love life.  If you’re going to bitch and moan all the time about being single, at least own up to it.  Don’t bitch and moan constantly, but then try to play it off like you really don’t care.  Please. No one’s buying it.

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